what would i do with 3 million $$$
well as we’ve learned with all that lotto hubub in the news, i wont be winning ALL that money, so lets say i win 1 million dollars and i have to try to use as much of it as i can, so here goes
obviously i would want to give some to relatives and loved ones, mostly to those who allowed me to live and not die as a baby. and then ya know, paying off people for being my friends all these years; maybe i would give some to actual friends who could use a buck or 10 thousand. I would like to donate to some theaters that have let me be crazy on their stages over these years, of course give some to old town school of folk. So, lets say for Donations to friends and other places, i would give up to $100,000.
i would pay my rent for the rest of the year
i would go out for a day giving 100 dollar bills to homeless people and random things in the day.
i would go to at least one to 3 games of baseball in Wrigley AND US Cellular renting out the ”DADDY*” suite and getting full catering. And come to think of it, i’d probably fly to Philly and do that there as well with the Pool in Arizona and the best suite in the new Miami Marlins park, i bet that is like DADDY times DADDY.
i would invite all my friends who could make it to a place that would serve a complete farm raised meal from a farm that is less then 300 miles away. And i would want to do it on the west coast so i could get all those awesome mushrooms, great sourdough bread, and amazing wine. And it would be in this awesome area out west and we all would be housed in these large homes that we can rent out and they have like 6 bedrooms in each house. I would pay for the flight for all of my friends and pretty much pay for everything.
with all of that, i bet i would still have at LEAST $200,000 left.
heres an idea, i would reach out to the Cubs season ticket holders and i would find someone who had 2 tickets to all 81 games and i would offer them $100,000 if i could buy their season ticket rights. Since it will probably take my whole life before i get picked to get season tickets, i need to find another way to get in on that. So i would want to basically buy their season ticket TITLE, i guess.
with $100,000 or so left, i would buy a billboard with my face on it, the same picture as the previous entry. And there would be something weird written on it that made sense at first (like ‘at least you’re not this guy’ or ‘is there something on my teeth?’), but every few weeks, i would change whats written and it would just start to make less and less sense (like ‘my feet are talking to you’ or ‘stop showering with my toothbrush, Larry). And i would keep doing that until the rental money ran out.
yeah…. thats what i would do with a Million bucks
*a DADDY (anything) is like the TOP NOTCH/MOST EXPENSIVE/HOLY CRAP, ARE YOU SERIOUS THATS HOW MUCH IT COSTS of anything in its class.